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Saturday, August 31, 2013

For Seamus Heaney


The Fine Print of Purgatory

Like Seamus Heaney, I was a farmer’s boy
Or rather I became one
When I was four and signed my lease
In hearts’ loss -
Paying my ingoings
In mud and shit and love.

I too saw kittens drown -
And pigs slaughtered
Squealing at hell’s gate,
Blood caught in an old tin bath -
And dogs shot in the drive
Slinking as the 22 rose and leveled.

There can’t be many of us
Who felt white-washed walls
In the dark, as the cows respired -
Smelled the poetry there,
Looking up the stock at night
By torch and latch and moonlight.

Those cattle died of plague
And ended in a bulldozed pit
Near the stack-yard –
And my almost father
Broke his heart for loss
While I was bush-bashing outback tracks.

Few I’m sure will know now
The turnip shredder in the picture
Or have eaten a slice cold from the handle swing.
Now and again, we used to feed turnips
To my Connemara pony Jonty
Before he was knackered by a winter’s standing.

There is cruelty then in much remembering -
But life it was in deeds that dated
With death foreshadowed in a codicil.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

At the Ice Cream Factory Farm in Tattenhall, Cheshire July 2013 - with the Clarke family











At the Island Bay Marine Centre - with Class V6 from Island Bay School


 
 
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Rum goings on recounted





DON'T COME THE LAUNDRY BROWN SNAKE

On 7th August, I was delighted to attend the Reception held by the Alumni Relations & Philanthropy Unit of the Australian National University, at the Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa, to link up with Wellington-domiciled graduates and former staff members.

The attendees were a fun lot and Professor Marnie Hughes-Warrington, the Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Academic) gave us an interesting review of where the Uni is heading nowadays.

I was able to tell the gathering about regularly being issued with a Land Rover from a workshop under the Coombs Building and driving off into the wild yonder for months at a time incommunicado, as I mosied around the cattle stations of the Northern Territory conducting a survey of the impact on productivity of the switch from droving cattle overland to transporting them using road trains.

Marnie seemed somewhat aghast when I recounted my tale of having arrived at Montejinni Station in 1969, only to be asked to kill a snake that was plaguing the laundry room where an aboriginal girl was working.

It seems that contemporary Occupational Safety and Health and University Research Protocols frown on letting PhD students disappear for months on end with a Bundaberg Rum ‘Gifts for Informants’ budget and a license to dispose of stray reptiles!

And the Aussie magpies that haunt the trees around the IAS were another topic of conversation - so I was able to link them to my poem on the subject:


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Monday, August 5, 2013

Things was different when I was a lad


PLENTY OF CHATEAU DE CHASSELAS AT SAINSBURYS NOWADAYS

If the North of England is poor, it puts a very good face on it. In fact all the areas that we saw seemed to be in the grip of an Affluenza Epidemic [with the notable exception of Blackpool though even here there is a lot of money going through the gaming machines].

This rather undermines my ploy with my boys that:

‘We was so poor as underpants was a luxury and mi dad used to whitewash us bottoms along wi’ shippons in t’Back End’.

Anyhow, for them [assuming that I’m not going to be around forever], I’ll post the promo video of the Leisure Village near Silverdale / Carnforth where we stayed for a week, living the life of Riley.



 
And, as a corrective, some reflections from my Northern Contemporaries:



In the cause of serious balancing [shedding further light on Blackpool’s problems] see:


 

Karl give me Communism – but not yet!

 


HAVING A HALF OF REAL ALE AT THE CRESCENT

My great great grandfather Walter Shorrocks lived for the latter part of his life at 3 The Crescent, Salford. This is a stone’s throw from the Crescent , the pub in Salford which, when it was known as the Red Dragon, hosted Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx. They used to meet to chat in a corner spot past the bar. I like to think that Walter said ‘Eh Up’ now and again to the two conspiratorial foreign gentlemen.

So I had to go and have a drink in the self-same spot and toast Fred at least.

As Roy Hattersley explains in his review of the book The Frock-Coated Communist by Tristram Hunt:

‘The word that best describes Engels's early manhood is "louche". But Hunt assures us that "the great Lothario, slave to Paris's finest grisettes and rough seducer... profoundly matured" by his early 60s. In the interim, he drank heavily. He also rode to hounds with the Cheshire Hunt.
 
'My hunting neighbours continually tell me that blood sports are a classless occupation. Yet I still find something ridiculous in the hero of Soviet intellectuals following a field led by the future Duke of Westminster - the unreadable chasing the uneatable’.


I have a big Seven O birthday coming up next year and Fred has given me something to emulate in terms of celebrating it. He reported that:

‘We kept it up till half past three in the morning and drank, besides claret, sixteen bottles of champagne — and that morning we had 12 dozen oysters.’

And it is reported that this was not an isolated act of indulgence. During the 1870s his Primrose Hill home had become a popular venue for socialist excess.
 
‘On Sundays, Engels would throw open his house,’ recalled the communist August Bebel. On those puritanical days when no merry men can bear life in London, Engels’s house was open to all, and no one left before 2 or 3 in the morning.’ Pilsner, claret, and vast bowls of Maitrank — a May wine flavoured with woodruff — were consumed while Engels sang German folk-songs or drunkenly recited ‘The Vicar of Bray’:

In good King Charles's golden days,
When Loyalty no harm meant;
Zealous High-Church man I was,
And so I gain'd Preferment.
Unto my Flock I daily Preach'd,
Kings are by God appointed,
And Damn'd are those who dare resist,
Or touch the Lord's Anointed.
And this is law, I will maintain
Unto my Dying Day, Sir.
That whatsoever King may reign,
I will be the Vicar of Bray, Sir!

When Royal James possest the crown,
And popery grew in fashion;
The Penal Law I shouted down,
And read the Declaration:
The Church of Rome I found would fit
Full well my Constitution,
And I had been a Jesuit,
But for the Revolution.
And this is Law .. etc.

When William our Deliverer came,
To heal the Nation's Grievance,
I turn'd the Cat in Pan again,
And swore to him Allegiance:
Old Principles I did revoke,
Set conscience at a distance,
Passive Obedience is a Joke,
A Jest is non-resistance.
And this is Law ... etc.

When Royal Anne became our Queen,
Then Church of England's Glory,
Another face of things was seen,
And I became a Tory:
Occasional Conformists base
I Damn'd, and Moderation,
And thought the Church in danger was,
From such Prevarication.
And this is Law ... etc.

When George in Pudding time came o'er,
And Moderate Men looked big, Sir,
My Principles I chang'd once more,
And so became a Whig, Sir.
And thus Preferment I procur'd,
From our Faith's great Defender
And almost every day abjur'd
The Pope, and the Pretender.
And this is Law ... etc.

The Illustrious House of Hanover,
And Protestant succession,
To these I lustily will swear,
Whilst they can keep possession:
For in my Faith, and Loyalty,
I never once will faulter,
But George, my lawful king shall be,
Except the Times shou'd alter.

 And this is Law ... etc.

Fred clearly had a very realistic idea of how most people prosper in the politics of expediency!

And I think that Fred and I would have been able to share a joke or two. Perhaps I could have tempted him out to the Beer Garden if he had been in session this July and we could have talked about Cheshire Toffs and the place of the Middling Sort in industrial Lancashire.

As it was, I found a couple of companions in an architect and his friend who were renovating a property for student accommodation. And that warm evening, I was able to tell them the story about Fred’s flight from Germany, his drudgery as a manager relieved by autumn weekends boozing at the Swan Hotel, Tarporley after following the hounds - and his walks on the wild side in old Manchester with accommodating Irish girls.

 

Lost Legacies



I TOLD YOU SO

Oral family history is slippery stuff. When I was back in England recently, my cousin again mentioned a supposed legacy that had slipped out our hands when my great grandmother Sarah Kenyon [born 1862] fell victim to the machinations of an unscrupulous interloper with the name of Ormerod.

I can find nothing so far that might corroborate this story.

In the 1881 Census Sarah is recorded as a 19-year old living with her married sister Betty Nicholson in modest circumstances in Oldham. Betty was also a witness to Sarah’s marriage to my great grandfather David Clarke on 9th April 1882 – the bridegroom was 39 years old.

It seems that Sarah’s father Oliver Kenyon was a publican and small-scale ‘provisioner’ [i.e. wholesale merchant] and that both Oliver and his wife had died before Sarah reached adolescence. The Kenyons left two sons and three daughters – and little evidence of wealth – though Oliver did come from an interesting family which ran pack-horse trains across the Pennines from their farm near Middleton.

I suspect that Sarah, as an orphan and later wife of a much older and relatively successful man, had developed something of a fantasy about her origins that none could contradict as she had moved from her native Oldham in Lancashire to settle in then distant Nantwich, Cheshire. On the other hand as orphans the children may indeed have been prey to skulduggery.

In the case of my father’s family the ‘Johnsons’ almost nothing cam down to me by word of mouth, as my father had been killed before I was born and his immediate relatives had either died or dispersed to as far away as Canada by the time I became interested in our origins.

There was though one snippet, which had slipped through to my mother - surviving my grandfather’s change of name from Shorrocks to Johnson to gain anonymity and his reluctance to otherwise provide facts and links. This was that the family [or now I would add one successful member of the family] had operated a pub [and now I can clarify that it was in fact a hotel on a very grand scale].

It seems that James Henry Shorrocks, the eldest brother of my great grandfather Robert Edwin Shorrocks, became a very successful dance hall operator in Manchester - he had a ballroom for example in Chorlton-on-Medlock. Building on his success, he purchased a large country house at the end of the 19th Century in Bispham on what became Blackpool’s North Shore which he eventually converted from a private residence into the Norbreck Hydro Hotel.
 
 
In 1912, ‘Uncle Jim’ formed a public company and developed a fashionable venue and leisure complex with its interiors modelled in the manner of ocean liners like the Titanic. The building was expanded in several phases, and eventually encompassed 400 bedrooms, with a ballroom, swimming pool and solarium by the early 1930s, together with a bowling green and an adjoining 18-hole golf course.

Initially, the clientele must have consisted largely of the managerial class of the mills, mines, shops and enterprises of the towns of North West England. One can imagine that during the Wakes Weeks, in which whole towns in Lancashire shut down the cotton mills to give their workers a week’s holiday, opportunities were taken by the upper middle class to exchange business information, undertake transactions and arrange dynastic marriages. A sort of Northern version of the aristocratic plot hatching, mate-matching and gossip-dispatching that used to take place at Bath a hundred or so years earlier.

And it seems that the Hydro was later patronised by nobility and the British upper class, in addition to being a venue for the top stars of stage, screen and radio.

[And as Wikipedia reports:

‘In the late 1970s, the hotel's disco became the venue for a number of concerts by punk rock, new wave and Mod revival bands. Those who played there included the Angelic Upstarts, Penetration and the Purple Hearts. The venue also saw gigs by two bands before they became famous. Adam and the Ants performed there when they were still a punk rock band in March 1979, a performance which One Way System drummer Dave Brown, listed in his top five gigs. And on 15 March 1979, The Pretenders played one of their first ever gigs at the Norbreck.

In 1988, the hotel was the venue for a conference where the Liberal Party and Social Democratic Party merged to form the Liberal Democrats. Writing in the New Statesman about the merger, the writer Jonathan Calder said of the hotel, "Blackpool’s Norbreck Castle Hotel does not lift the spirit at the best of times, and in January 1988 its Soviet ambience was enhanced by the trams and melting snow in the streets outside."]

 WHAT GOES AROUND COME AROUND

So hearing my long-lost relatives mention ‘Uncle Jim’ at our recent reunion in Silverdale, during our July UK holiday] added to my commitment to make a sentimental journey to Blackpool and take some relief from the unerringly beautiful countryside of the Lakes, Dales and Forest of Bowland.

As a kid, I went to Blackpool year after year in the autumn when the harvest was over at the farm [my stepfather was a devotee of the Variety Shows that played at the three piers and the Winter Gardens]. And of all the places that I revisited on my trip, I think that Blackpool is the least changed in ambience, though the substitution of car parks for front gardens in the forecourts of the boarding houses and small hotels has even augmented the sense that man has paved limbo and settled for fish and chips and beer in despair of reaching heaven.

Nonetheless, we made our pilgrimage to the Norbreck Castle Hotel and sat for awhile drinking shandies and coca colas in what remains of the old sun lounge, soaking up the sense of times past and frayed grandeur. I won’t be unkind but have to remark that I would not like to be landed with the bill for totally remediation.

So I have since set about chasing Uncle Jim up again on the Net and found to my delight that, like me, he was prone to putting a bit of stick about with the local Council on the question of the Rate Burden! It seems that here the genes and memes are gyring back and overarching in a lazy double helix.